DESKTOP MENAGERIE • Single-File Portable (.exe) • 1.7 MB

Meet Smoke & Friends

A delightful pixel-art desktop menagerie that brings warmth and playfulness to your Windows workspace. Watch Smoke and his companions climb on your active application windows, jam out to your tunes with headphones, crack open mystery acorn hats, and take cozy naps right by your mouse.

Windows 10 & 11 (64-Bit) Zero Install • Portable <0.5% Idle CPU 100% Offline / Local Save
SHA-256 Verification Hash
F78C90F1B92F25CFDB08CF0B6D0A9458D00B14CE169F9FEBA24C6BD82F699F4C
File: Smoke-and-Friends.exe
THE MENAGERIE ROSTER

Choose Your Desk Companion

Each friend features unique procedural physics, customized idle quirks, sound bites, and personality traits.

Smoke the Cat
LEAD PAL

Smoke the Cat 🐱

"The Liquid Noodle-Loaf"

A sleek grey cat with glowing light-green eyes and a soft white chest tuft. Features liquid stretch physics, playful head-tilts, kneading paws, and cat-loaf naps.

4 Coat Variants: Slate Grey, Midnight Velvet, Calico, Aurora Neon
Quirks: Keyboard snoozes, yarn swatting, liquid stretch
Special: Titlebar Naps
🐢
RED-EARED SLIDER

Biggie the Turtle 🐢

"The Chill Red-Eared Slider"

A chill, unbothered Red-Eared Slider turtle with signature crimson ear stripes and a patterned pond-green shell. Plods along happily, stretches her neck for scritches, munches crisp leaves, tucks into her shell to turbo-spin across the taskbar, and hoards smooth river gems.

3 Morphs: Red-Eared Slider, Golden Sunburst, Lagoon
Quirks: Turbo shell spin, neck scritches, river gem stash
Special: Turbo Shell Spin & Tuck
🐉
DRAGON

Cinder the Drake 🔥

"The Hearth Fledgling"

A tiny ember dragon who sneezes glowing sparks, curls around warm application corners, and toasts invisible marshmallows when your CPU runs hot.

Element: Fire & Warm Coals
Quirks: Spark puffs, smoke rings, wing tucks
Special: CPU Hearth Warmth
🦝
BANDIT

Scraps the Raccoon 🗑️

"The Resourceful Bandit"

An inquisitive trash panda with nimble paws who inspects folder icons, washes imaginary snacks in your scrollbars, and hoards shiny pixel trinkets.

Trait: Curio Collector & Washer
Quirks: Shiny object stash, paw wash, eye masks
Special: Shiny Pixel Stash
🌱
SPIRIT

Sprout the Leaf Spirit 🍃

"The Forest Guardian"

A serene woodland sprite that sheds floating glowing leaves, curls into a leafy bulb on your taskbar, and blooms with golden flowers when you finish tasks.

Element: Nature & Flora
Quirks: Floating leaf particles, blooming buds
Special: Focus Bloom
🦉
BEAST CUB

Barnaby the Owlbear 🐾

"The Gentle Giant"

A fluffy owlbear cub with oversized ear-tufts, 180-degree curious head swivels, heavy thumping waddles, and cozy winter hibernation sessions.

Class: Fluffy Hybrid Cub
Quirks: 180° head turns, soft hoot roars, feather ruffles
Special: Heavy Snooze Grounding
🧊
JELLY

Puddle the Slime 💧

"The Gelatinous Pal"

A translucent bouncy gelatinous cube that jiggles against active windows, squishes through narrow gaps between apps, and absorbs tiny crumb particles.

Physics: Soft-body jelly bounce
Quirks: Ripple waves, surface cling, squish squeeze
Special: Jelly Window Bounce
🧰

Chester the Mimic 🎲

D&D TREASURE MIMIC
"The Devious Treasure Chest Mimic"

A toothy D&D treasure chest Mimic with False Appearance camouflage, glowing amber eyes, jagged wooden teeth, and a sticky purple pseudopod tongue. Lures you with shiny gold, licks your mouse cursor, and closes into an innocent wooden chest when napping!

Sticky Pseudopod Ambush
ENGINE & MECHANICS

Built for Windows with Native Physics

Lightweight, performant, and deeply integrated into your desktop workflow.

Native Win32 Window Parkour

Companions don't just wander aimlessly on the taskbar. Powered by native Koffi FFI edge detection, they detect active program windows (Chrome, VS Code, Discord, Steam), run along titlebar ledges, peer over window edges, and leap between apps.

Zero lag window snapping & ledge physics

Headphone Groove (Media Sensing)

Play music on Spotify, YouTube, or VLC, and watch your companion automatically slip on retro studio headphones and groove to the beat. Features rhythmic head-bobbing and optional glowing soundwaves.

Windows Media Playback reactive animation

Mischief Mode & Cursor Play

Turn on Mischief Mode for playful interactive shenanigans! Companions may gently bat at your cursor, leave fleeting paw prints across your desktop, or playfully peek out from behind your active windows.

Fully toggleable anytime via right-click menu

Mystery Acorn Gacha & 7 Pixel Hats

Acorns naturally accumulate on your desktop over time. Crack them open to unlock 7 adorable wearable pixel hats: Top Hat, Wizard Cap, Party Cone, Frog Beanie, Viking Helm, Aviator Goggles, and Flower Crown.

100% free offline progression with local save

Draggable Toys & Cozy Furniture

Furnish your desktop with interactive items: Scratching Post, Yarn Ball, Feeding Bowl, and Sunbeam Mat. Pick them up, drag them anywhere across multiple monitors, and watch pets interact with them organically.

Multi-monitor support with seamless drag & drop

Zero Install & 100% Offline Privacy

No installers, no Microsoft Store dependencies, no accounts, and zero internet telemetry. It runs completely offline from a single portable executable (~1.7 MB) with near-zero idle resource impact.

Saves state locally with instant clean removal
CONTROLS & SHORTCUTS

How to Interact with Your Menagerie

Left-Click
Pet your companion, wake from deep naps, or trigger cheerful purrs & heart emotes.
Click & Drag
Pick up your companion or furniture and place them on titlebars, taskbars, or secondary monitors.
Right-Click Menu
Switch companion, open Hat Closet & Acorn Gacha, spawn toys, or adjust sound volume.
Boss Key / Tray
Instantly minimize all companions to the Windows system tray with a single click anytime.

Windows SmartScreen & Unsigned Executable Notice

Because Smoke & Friends is an independent indie release created by Isprin and distributed without an expensive corporate digital signing certificate ($400+/year), Windows SmartScreen may show an "unrecognized app" blue banner when launched for the first time.

How to Run on Windows:
  1. Click "More info" on the SmartScreen popup
  2. Click "Run anyway"
  3. Enjoy your new desktop companions!
Verify SHA-256 Hash via PowerShell:
Get-FileHash "Smoke-and-Friends.exe" -Algorithm SHA256
Compare the output with the official checksum listed above.
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Adopt Smoke & Friends Today

Single-file portable executable. No installer, no background bloat, and 100% offline.

Release: v1.0.15 • Size: 1.76 MB (1,761,760 bytes) • Platform: Windows 10/11 64-bit